Happy Porn Sunday!

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Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. I swear I’m not making this up: today is Porn Sunday, sponsored by xxxchurch.com, “The #1 Christian porn site”

Ok, I’ll give that a few seconds to sink in…

Make sure you see “Pete the Puppet” (under “Porn Patrol”) and the “Prayer Wall”, where you get stories like these:

I have been married for 7yrs and been together for 9yrs. After been married for five months my husband came to me and confessed that he has a addiction to prostitutes,porn,phone sex ect. On our 7th wedding anniversary he went out and bought yet another prostitute so the next day I moved out.

It took her 6.6 years to figure out the guy’s not going to just “grow out of it” and start showing up to church on Sundays? Perhaps Pete the Puppet could have helped had he come sooner…er, would have shown up sooner.

I’d love to be there at one of their rallies…after showing a 5 minute clip of Jenna Jameson with three guys, they immediately follow it up with, “Do you see now? Do you see the kind of filth that our society can watch, as easily as a download to your computer? That clip probably only takes 4.35 minutes on a non-weekend night to download, providing no other applications are using the connection. Pray during those 4.3 minutes and ask for the strength to not press ‘Play’!” Do they honestly expect guys to get to this site and say, “Gee, I guess buyin’ hookers and spending my kids college money on phone sex is not what God wants from me…” Idiots.

And just so you know I’m not a sleaze (usually), I found this via ABC News. Another web site had this priceless quote by one of the founders that pretty much sums everything up:

Foster, 34, says it was June 2001 when he was hit with the skin-and-sin epiphany.

“I was in the shower praying, and I said, ‘God, I want to do something huge for you,’” Foster recalls. “He said one word to me: ‘Porn.’”