another old joke
Posted by Raul | Under Humor Tuesday Oct 11, 2005One many have heard before
…. sure to offend 
How do you hide $100.00 from a surgeon?
Put it in a book.
How do you hide $100.00 from an internist?
Put it under a bandage.
How do you hide $100.00 from a radiologist?
Put it on the patient.
How do you hide $100.00 from a cardiologist?
.. you can’t!
In my busier days now, my contributions will be smaller…but I will try to keep them going.
Forgot one
How do you hide $100 from a pediatrician?
No need; s/he’s never seen one.
LOL
Surgeon Punny
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.
“I’m about to close,” the surgeon says.
The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!”
The doctor hands him the thread and says, “Suture self”
That joke about the
That joke about the pediatrician was funny, but potentially offensive. Anyway, there’s a grain of truth in all those jokes so everyone in the medical field should cut us some slack.