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“In entirely unrelated news, today in plastic surgery clinic, while looking up the ICD-9 code for “mass,” I discovered that the diagnostic code for masturbation is 307.9. You know, just in case you want to bill your insurance company or something.”
’nuff said…..
October 24, 2005 8:39 pm 
By Anonymous, October 27, 2005 @ 12:46 am
ambiguous
The real Syndrome “X”: masturbation, thumb-sucking and lisping.
Be careful with 307.9, you just might get caught with an insurance company invoking a pre-existing clause in their coverage.