Genetics Haiku

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I have my final (and unfortunately, only exam grade) in Medical Genetics at 3pm today. After days of ineffective studying, I have decided to pen some haiku to help balance my chi in preparation for the exam.

    Recessive disease
    With consanguinuity
    Hillbilly patients

    X-linked recessive
    Mothers carry mutation
    Sons can not escape

    Hardy-Weinberg math
    Okay if square roots work out
    No calculator

    Oncogene two-hit
    Cell cycle regulation
    Mitosis can’t stop

    Genetics word games
    Too many definitions
    Mostly common sense

    Prof knows not her stuff
    Study on my own I try
    Procrastination

Oh well, I thought I’d try anyway…

  • By Anonymous, November 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm

    Shakespeare
    Boy’s a genius!

  • By EnnuiHerself, November 15, 2005 @ 6:36 pm

    What happens genetics and poetry meet . . .
    That’s some serious funny! Hope you did well on the exam. :)

  • By flyingwalrus, November 16, 2005 @ 7:06 am

    ah…just a bit off
    Instead of channeling your chi, you should be stimulating your third chakra. That’s where the payoff is. Feel it?…yeah that’s hot.

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