Genetics Haiku
Posted by enrico | Under Humor, Medical School Monday Nov 14, 2005I have my final (and unfortunately, only exam grade) in Medical Genetics at 3pm today. After days of ineffective studying, I have decided to pen some haiku to help balance my chi in preparation for the exam.
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Recessive disease
With consanguinuity
Hillbilly patients
X-linked recessive
Mothers carry mutation
Sons can not escape
Hardy-Weinberg math
Okay if square roots work out
No calculator
Oncogene two-hit
Cell cycle regulation
Mitosis can’t stop
Genetics word games
Too many definitions
Mostly common sense
Prof knows not her stuff
Study on my own I try
Procrastination
Oh well, I thought I’d try anyway…
Shakespeare
Boy’s a genius!
What happens genetics and poetry meet . . .
That’s some serious funny! Hope you did well on the exam.
ah…just a bit off
Instead of channeling your chi, you should be stimulating your third chakra. That’s where the payoff is. Feel it?…yeah that’s hot.