Ass Clinic
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Loading ...In the spirit of the previous post, I have a “drive premeds away” story, too. Well, one of many. MUCH less in the patient embarrassment end as in the previous post than the MED student discomfort end , I had GI surgery for my ’subspeciality’ month for surgery. so that means you do ALL ends of the digestive systems. and guess what, HPV causes just as big warts down in the ass as on the other end. So, to tend to that, we had what all the surg residents referred to as:
“Ass Clinic”
check out butts all day, rating them on a 1-10 scale on surgery or not (oK, not on 1-10 scale, but in retrospect, well, we might as well have) I have seen way more butts than I care to see in my lifetime.
THEN
in the surgeries themselves, they are in trendelenburg –correction: JACKKNIFE — position. Remember how school cafeteria table folded in an upside down v? imagine being put on top of those with yer ass sticking up to the sky. that’s how I saw a GREAT number of my surgeries for 3-4 weeks, working on their ass. removing warts, hemorrhoids.
no wonder I didn’t go into surgery.
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December 5, 2005 10:05 pm
By enrico, December 6, 2005 @ 12:05 am
The Ass Bible
On the shelf of a general/vascular surgeon I spent a lot of time with was a tome entitled something like “Surgery of the Rectum and Anus.” What shocked me was not only the prominently lettered title readable across the room but how THICK this book was! I didn’t know there was so much to know about cutting into the ass. Now that I’ve survived gross anatomy, specifically, the perineum, I know I don’t want to learn anything more about anatomical ass landmarks.
By Raul Benavides, December 6, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
correction
upon rethinking in while I was lying in bed fallling asleep, I realize trendelenburg is incorrect (that’s actually a lying down, feet higher than head type position).
The tragedy in that the correct name for the position is :
jackknife
much funnier
By claudia, December 7, 2005 @ 9:38 am
Both of you are disgusting
Must you both keep talking about ass, butts and all that shit!
Shit, yeah I guess I joined you too.