Great Mexican Smokeout
Posted by enrico | Under Humor, Medical and Health Tuesday Jan 24, 2006Started community medicine again today, but this time, I have a little bit all semester rather than a concentrated dose. I’ll write more about it later (pretty exhausted right now and have to get up at 5:30 tomorrow AM), but I had to share this one absolutely true story:
(patient comes in for asthma/asthma-like symptoms, wheezing present)
“So how long have you had this problem?”
“Off and on for a while, but it’s been worse the last two weeks”
“Do you smoke?”
(look of horror) “Oh no! I actually was a regular smoker, but I stopped smoking already–too many problems.”
“Excellent!” I say. “How long has it been since you quit?”
“One week.”
Well that takes care of that! Now to find the hidden cause that is exacerbating her bronchoconstriction… *eyeroll*
Update: see comments for explanation of boldface above
it gets better
wait until you get the guy who quit… when?, upon questioning?
earlier today!
yes, it did happen
you misspelled
you misspelled “athsma”……its actually spelled asthma. *eyeroll* *spellcheck*
Free time
I am envious of all your free time and energy. Thanks for the heads-up; it’s been corrected.