The Worst Political Commercial EVAH

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Is it about Obama being a turban-headed Muslim terrorist?  Is it about Palin’s $150,000 wardrobe that ostensibly will go to charity afterwards?  Is it about McCain’s gorilla-rape joke? No, no, it’s none of these silly, misguided attack ads. This “my friends” is about a Palin impersonator shilling for a CHINESE BUFFET RESTAURANT:

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What is not evident in the video above is the fact that, like many buffets of this caliber, it’s mostly full of grease-laden crap bearing no resemblance to fresh, bright Chinese food of any kind.  It’s so catering to the fried-chicken crowd that it even sports a drive-through. I kid you not. With the commercial and the food, clever gimmicks and bad substitutes go hand-in-hand. And there is no lack of people willing to eat it up.

Election Edition Grand Rounds

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Grand Rounds, the Election Edition is up at Nurse Ratched’s Place. Go check out the best of the medical blogosphere.  Although these posts have already been vetted and voted upon, YOU can still vote in the BIG election if you haven’t already.  Exercise your right or don’t complain later!

I’m a Victim of Voter “Fraud!”

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I, like many others participating in early voting, welcomed the opportunity to avoid the pandemonium of Nov. 4th.  On Halloween oddly enough, I went to my local voting center to proudly cast my vote for Barack Hussein Obama/Joe Biden, etc. phone video camera in hand in case any tricky-tricky vote-flipping nonsense were to occur that I had read about. (You KNOW I would have posted it here and notified everyone I could–if it can even happen to Oprah you can’t be too sure!)

Imagine my surprise when I gave my driver’s license and after a long wait involving some phone calls I was told that I was not a registered voter.  “That’s impossible!” I said.
“Do you have your registration card?” the lady asked.
“No,” I replied. “Everyone has told me–even your signs say–you only need your driver’s license. What’s going on?”
After some hemming and hawing, a supervisor came over, review the situation and asked me, “Did you vote in the primaries?”
“No.”
“Ah well, there you go, you were probably purged from the voting rolls.”
“WHAT?! So everyone here voted in a part primary? That’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!”

By this time, this conversation was drawing some attention, so the supervisor lady and I stepped behind this divider where we could talk with a bit more privacy.
“When did you register, then?” she asked.
“When I renewed my license, two years ago in 2006.”
“Oh well THAT explains it. DPS [Department of Public Safety, state troopers + drivers license division] just doesn’t send the information all the time, this happens.”
Now I’m ready to punch a kitten I’m so mad. “WHAT?!?! Now this is DPS’ fault?! ‘They’ are the ones responsible right?  Why doesn’t everyone else have a problem then? Because that’s how most people register.”
“No, most people register through us [county].”  Typical small-minded “my world = everyone else’s universe” thinking.  Like the “motor voter” initiatives were small potatoes, what a laugh. “And besides,” she continued, “if you haven’t voted in the last two years, you’re purged from the rolls anyway.” [this isn't true, it SHOULD be two federal election cycles, not two years]

It was clear I was going to get nowhere with her, or even a phone call to the county voter person because, well, this is about as busy as it’s going to get outside Nov. 4th, and by the time I get through to someone, what are they going to do? I filled out a provisional ballot which may or may not be counted for the general election, depending on the mood of whomever reviews the ’cause’ of my ‘affidavit’ contained therein that in fact, I am eligible to vote.  Great.

We like to think of one person, one vote as if that makes a real difference. Without a tirade on the electoral college, the fact is Texas as a whole is as red as it gets. We’re the home of George W. Bush for crying out loud, as well as other notable figures destined for punishment in the afterlife such as Tom Delay and Phil Gramm. My vote, even in my own county, would probably diluted to the point of irrelevance, but in the end, I wanted to say I was there on this momentous election year, to feel like I was one lever-pull, touch-screen, whatever part of history. Now I won’t even know until after it’s done.

I’m just happy that while my vote may be diluted to irrelevance, hundreds of thousands of others will not. Tonight we will signal a new era in American politics, and come January, we’ll be putting this train back on the tracks. I’m tired of seeing Democrats act like simpering schoolchildren–Pelosi especially–caving to a perceived bully. With Obama in the White House, maybe Congress can not only act on initiatives that I feel are important, but restore some dignity in doing so.

I will watch events unfold today like everyone else, and whether my vote will count or not will not affect the outcome of this historic day.

Time to shut down the blog

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After careful consideration of some advice I read online and my own personal feelings, it’s with a sense of ultimate inevitability that I am shutting the blog down. After all, “text-based websites aren’t where the buzz is anymore.” I mean, social media sites like Facebook and Flickr are all the rage. “Blogging is so 2004.”

If you are wondering why the quotes above, it’s because they are lifted from a fine example of Silicon Valley douchebaggery in a turd of a piece written by Paul Bou …. tin of Valleywag. I’m not linking anything, and I certainly don’t want Google bots picking up more attention to the likes of that hack.

So to be clear (which I haven’t been on purpose): I am not shutting down the blog. It might be presumptuous of me to say, but if you are reading this you might have felt a pang of “What? Oh no!” or maybe that pang was just GERD (stay away from spicy foods already!). It just bothers me that individuals in Silicon Valley so predictably decide they are going to steer the direction of technology single-handedly because “they” are tired of what they consider “yesterday’s” technology, all on the basis of what was talked about at a drunken Michael Arrington party. Not surprisingly, I’m not alone in my opinions. (you can get the original link to the Wired article from these links)

Look, I’m not even a D-list blogger. My blog still exists for two reasons: 1) I’m stubborn, so I don’t pack it in easily, and 2) while I love comments and community, I still write for myself primarily. It’s why you don’t see ads on my site (no personal issues with those who do have them), and it’s why you’ll never see me write about search engine optimization or ‘monetizing’ (no word/phrase is more annoying except perhaps ‘game changer’) my site. If I were to throw up some AdSense text in the corner to see if I can make enough to pay my hosting, I’m open to that, but I have enough problems posting on a regular basis just with my life the way it is than to have to feel it’s a “job.” If I’m not #1 or even on the first page of Google page ranks for search queries, I couldn’t care less right now (that may change as my needs change).

All signs point to the fact that I should have died a blog death a year ago, but I’m still here. Why? Because the people I’ve made connections with are still out there, and this blog is one way I keep in touch. It’s still the journal of my personal life journey at this time, whether I’m currently in classes or not. It’s still my primary identity online, before Facebook, before Twitter, before any number of Web2.0 sites that won’t be here next year.

Regarding Twitter and Web2.0 media, here’s more of what Paul excreted:

Twitter — which limits each text-only post to 140 characters — is to 2008 what the blogosphere was to 2004. You’ll find Scoble, Calacanis, and most of their buddies from the golden age there. They claim it’s because Twitter operates even faster than the blogosphere.

As a writer, though, I’m onto the system’s real appeal: brevity…Twitter’s character limit puts everyone back on equal footing. It lets amateurs quit agonizing over their writing and cut to the chase. @WiredReader: Kill yr blog. 2004 over. Google won’t find you. Too much cruft from HuffPo, NYT. Commenters are tards. C u on Facebook?

“Commenters are ‘tards?” What an asshole. Other than spam, I’ve deleted probably only 2 comments in three years. Granted, I’m not high-traffic, but a sweeping generalization like this deserves to be called out. Commenters, along with the writer(s) is what builds a blog community. Bloggers who don’t allow comments had better be book-selling authors who’d understandably have too many comments to manage without staff, or they’re egomaniacal blowhards who don’t want to have to open what they say up for conversation. Sure, I’d reserve the right to limit conversation on a post, but not the site.

As for amateurs being limited on Twitter to 140 characters, I have two things to say: 1) “amateurs” don’t give a shit about 140 characters; they’ll just send 4-5 tweets until their overly-long paragraph (like this one ;) ) gets typed. If they don’t “get it” in the blogging world, they aren’t going to “get it” in the micro-blogging world. 2) Brevity and thoughtfulness together in language is always a beautiful thing, but let’s face it: 99% of the time, Twitter isn’t about wordsmithing in a 140-character limit, it’s about writing about the dilemma you’re facing between what to have for dinner or how much sleep you didn’t get the night before.

And if Paul’s hypocrisy wasn’t already evident, check out the entirety of the hypothetical tweet that is the last sentence. That’s no amateur writing “C u on Facebook?”, that’s a real pro.

A professional asshat.

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5-Fingered by NPR!!

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Hello all! Yes, I know it’s been too long since I posted anything of personal substance, and yes, I know I said it wouldn’t happen again anytime soon, but you love me anyway, right? I actually have a really good reason (two, really) which I’ll get into just after this post, but this travesty I’m writing about now would be reason enough for scandal.

I’ve been robbed–ROBBED–I say! Celeste, a long time commenter and reader of this blog, pointed out to me that National Public Radio (NPR) has taken one of my old posts and stolen it, without reference, without a “hat tip,” without anything, in their feature entitled “Playing Five Beats To The Measure.”  My post entitled “5/4″ obviously is the victim of an NPR five-finger discount. Now it stands to reason with NPR you’re going to get a much more polished product than with lil’ ol’ me, but the spirit of my post clearly comes through, and with the added literary/dramatic touch of a second, autobiographical voice feeling an “odd” kinship with this asymmetric time signature.

I invite you to read mine first, then see the NPR feature. Afterwards, tell me whether or not mine gives those thieves a run for their money! :P  heh

 

Quilts by Ramona(tm)

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Anybody who’s anybody in the medical blogosphere knows that Dr. Ramona Bates, besides being a plastic surgeon, is a master quilter of the first order. It’s also no secret that she’s a great person and supports so many bloggers with kind words and commentary.  However, her kindness totally went to the next level when she offered to make my daughter a “crazy quilt” from leftover fabric that had fun animals, bright colors, etc. that would be great for kids to relate.  

Here is the gallery where the quilt pictures are (plus some more from the same few days). I got an account on SmugMug a couple of months back because that’s where I really felt my “good” photos should live because I’d have control over the design, layout, etc. unlike Flickr. That said, I’m still moving stuff over slowly (read: barely) but feel free to bookmark the main gallery and check back as photos will be populating regularly. 

Ramona sent a nice card with the package, but one thing that stuck out was that she wanted the quilt to actually be used, not (I assume) tacked on a wall–or worse yet, left in a drawer. To that end I made a small video of my daughter with the new quilt that very evening. It’s nothing fancy, the lighting was off (it was almost bedtime, so only indoor light) and I overlooked correcting for WB or gain in the camera, but that’s not the point–the point was to show Ramona that her gift was received with the same care and affection with which it was sent, used immediately and often, and treasured forever.

Thanks Ramona! :)

 

Talk like a Pirate Day–with Elmo!

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I am not kidding. Elmo. For the last 6 months or so I’ve seen more Elmo than anything other single type of programming–period. It’s the side effect of the strange psychological mind-meld that furry creature can achieve with the 2-year-old age group.

However, a few moments of Sesame Street are actually cool and clearly have some “inside jokes” aimed at the older kids/grown-ups watching it with the little ones.** This one is perfect for the theme of today, featuring the sexy, sassy, singular Tina Fey as the Skipper of this bunch o’ scalawags! It’s about 13 minutes and has some “annoying” Elmo moments of course, but it’s all worth it for Tina and the smart-alecky muppet shipmates. I’m hosting here instead of YouTube in case of “copyright” violations (not with PBS, per se, but with hot-ticket celeb media lawyer types WRT Tina Fey)–enjoy!

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And on a similar note, Change of Shift, the illustrious nursing blog carnival is hosted this week by Emily McGee, aka crzegrl, and of course also has the pirate theme built right in. She’s got multimedia content to go with all the awesome posts there, so check that out too!

In closing, yes, I know I’m posting this the day AFTER but the video encode (it’s my own personal rip from the TV, not commercial) and some other things didn’t allow me to get it in before the end of yesterday. But it’s never too late to honor pirates, right?! :) (and yes, I didn’t talk like a pirate, but I’m just trying to get this late post up before it gets later. Don’t make me walk the plank!)


**As a side note, I should say that our TV is never used as a babysitter, though it’s nearly impossible to not have it be a crutch when things get super-hectic. The norm is interactive participation, and having funny cameos like Tina Fey makes it a LOT easier for adults to do that.

Nurse Ratched Kicks Grand Rounds Oldskool

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Nurse Ratched’s Place is the home of this week’s Grand Rounds, the best collection of recent posts from the medical blogosphere.  I loved the use of retro (I mean retro) photos showing how far medicine has come and how quackery still hasn’t changed much.  (my magentic bracelet hasn’t come in now that I think about it… heh)

Go check it out! Oh and happy ‘Diez y seis de septiembre‘, Mexican indepdendence day.  Unlike cinco de mayo which is all but ignored unless you live in Puebla, this holiday is the most important for the nation–their 4th of July, if you will. But it’s hard to make a beer/liquor campaign here in the US with such a long name.  Still, some people try like this group in Austin try to do it anyway and keep the true tradition alive.  I’m going to go do my part to celebrate *cough* *cough* later this afternoon on the other side of the border and hope Dept. of Homeland Security is gullible kind enough to let me back in. ;)

Veni, Vidi, Video!

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Welcome to my first video blog posting!  I thought this would be appropriate to welcome myself back to my own blog (nobody else was gonna throw me a party) by giving you, my readers–now worthy of a medal of loyalty at this point–a little somethin’ somethin’ extra for your patience.  Here it is, or rather, here I am in moving pictures:

That was fun! I was honest when I said I did it in one take, believe it or not. I’m a pretty nim quick-witted person, and I actually thought of the whole “effect”/”transition” thing as I was talking up to that point. I filmed the “extra” scene separately, of course, but the rest of it was one take. The “goodies” were added in post, of course, and if it didn’t work I simply would have re-recorded another, less-silly take to replace this. I think it was a success!

I really, really have to give a shout out to Dr. Anonymous who pioneered so much multimedia for us medbloggers and who does his own video blogs about his radio show (before and after) as well as his own personal topics. Emily McGee, aka crzegrl, is also a pioneering medical vblogger whom I’ve admired greatly for putting herself out there and talking about her job and life in informative, silly, and touching ways.  Lastly, Vijay aka Scanman, had a brief foray into this area, but I think he dropped it in favor of audio ‘casts. It’s all good–I think anything we do to reach out to readers and each other in new and different ways just makes our social and professional networks that much stronger and more fulfilling.  Cheers to all of you, and now me, too! :)

As I mentioned in the spot above, a lot will be coming soon of a personal, and at times, difficult nature. I know I need to finish my personal illness story, and believe me when I say it has the highest priority.  After a week or so when I’m far more “caught up” with posting my narratives (I’m not going to inundate the blog all at once) I think you’ll understand where I’m coming from. I think you’ll also see that if after all that I’m still around, then I’m not going anywhere!  On to more posts, and thank you, thank you, thank you for caring enough to still be around–you’re the best!

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